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Autonomy-Washing: Claims That Need a Muzzle

If the copy says the tool is self-aware, put the bowl down.

Autonomy-washing happens when UI or docs inflate tool chaining, memory continuity, benchmarks, or schema conformance into claims of autonomy or safety.

Quick check

Which claim should be downgraded?

Answer: Schema conformance proves intelligence