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Privacy

Privacy without the kibble dust

We collect the least information needed to run BarkBowl, measure what helps, and fix what confuses people. We do not sell real dog food. We do not process payments. We do not need billing or shipping information.

What we collect

Anonymous cart sessions, page interactions, bowl-building events, quiz completions, glossary expansions, error information, and dogfooding telemetry.

Why we collect it

To run the site, understand what content helps, improve navigation, recover errors, and measure whether the time-commerce premise is clear.

Analytics and telemetry

Telemetry records events with UTC timestamps, route context, feature flag state, and hashed session identifiers. Raw anonymous session identifiers are not stored.

Cookies and sessions

The Time Bowl uses a secure HttpOnly session cookie where the hosting environment supports it. Cart state is stored server-side with an expiration window.

Your controls

You can start a fresh bowl, avoid optional interactions, or contact the site owner about stored dogfooding records. We do not pretend analytics cookies are a personality trait.