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Diagnostics Lifeboat

Open this route first when full public diagnostics or runtime verification return an internal error. It avoids catalog traversal and private data.

Diagnostics Lifeboat

Open this first when rich diagnostics fail.

This public-safe panel avoids catalog traversal, telemetry writes, settings recursion, credentials, private data, and certification claims.

Package1.29.0
Seed target2026.06.11.031
ThemeBarkBowl 1.29.0
Static evidence423
Copyable minimal payload 
{
    "schemaVersion": "1.0.0",
    "generatedAtUtc": "2026-09-18T10:06:57Z",
    "packageVersion": "1.29.0",
    "seededVersion": "2026.06.11.031",
    "lastSeededVersion": "2026.06.11.031",
    "lastSeededAtUtc": "2026-06-15T19:14:54Z",
    "activeThemeName": "BarkBowl",
    "activeThemeVersion": "1.29.0",
    "pluginFileLoaded": true,
    "settingsClassLoaded": true,
    "seederClassLoaded": true,
    "restControllerLoaded": true,
    "lifeboatStatus": "implemented",
    "lifeboatContractVersion": "1.29.0",
    "staticEvidenceAssetCount": 423,
    "publicUrls": {
        "preflightQuery": "https://dogfood.creativeexpansion.net/?barkbowl_preflight_ping=1",
        "lifeboatHealth": "https://dogfood.creativeexpansion.net/wp-json/barkbowl/v1/lifeboat/health",
        "diagnosticsLite": "https://dogfood.creativeexpansion.net/wp-json/barkbowl/v1/diagnostics/lite",
        "settingsLite": "https://dogfood.creativeexpansion.net/wp-json/barkbowl/v1/settings/lite",
        "fullSettings": "https://dogfood.creativeexpansion.net/wp-json/barkbowl/v1/settings/public",
        "runtimeFull": "https://dogfood.creativeexpansion.net/wp-json/barkbowl/v1/runtime/verification"
    },
    "operatorNextSteps": [
        "Use this payload first when full public diagnostics return an internal error.",
        "If lifeboat reports the expected package but full diagnostics fail, inspect the PHP error log for settings/runtime callback failures.",
        "Run BarkBowl → Seeder twice, save permalinks, clear caches, then reload the full diagnostics endpoints.",
        "Record non-sensitive findings in Operator Evidence and UAIX memory."
    ],
    "boundary": {
        "readOnly": true,
        "writesTelemetry": false,
        "exposesSecrets": false,
        "validatesCredentials": false,
        "probesPrivateNetwork": false,
        "trainsModels": false,
        "certifiesSafety": false
    },
    "disclaimer": "Lifeboat diagnostics prove only that minimal BarkBowl code loaded. They do not certify deployment, approve fixes, validate credentials, probe private networks, train models, or replace human review."
}

Boundary: lifeboat diagnostics prove only that minimal BarkBowl code loaded. They do not approve releases, validate credentials, probe private networks, train models, or replace human review.